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- 1. (Olsen Twins) (1068↑, 247↓)The most sought after porn in the world. The modern day perverts holy grail.
"Olsen twin porn"
Author: Dr Mark Doran the Third http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/202122. (olsen twins) (716↑, 178↓)twin girl "actresses" that appear to closely resemble cocaine junkies, troll dolls, and fantasy middle-earth midget creatures. started off their 'careers' as the baby hobbit "Michelle" on the popular 90's show Full House. also went on to make irritating kid songs, and mind numbing movies (usually playing different personality twins that reunite with one another) also acted in a few TV shows to display their tween image. all these products and novelty fame created their huge m/b-illionaire empire aimed at little girls and also tweens adding to it by then launching a clothing line. now the pair are heading off to NYU for college in hopes of bypassing all the superiors in entertainment and to learn how to make their own crappy movies all by themselves only to quadruple the $$$ fans include: little girls, perverted old men, a [tween], teenage boys who can only jerk off, and Anna Rexia. present day way to tell them apart: Ashley is semi-rexic Mary Kate is a skeleton / has the body of Mr. Burns on the SimpsonsIsn't it odd that John Stamos (uncle Jesse) seperated with his model wife Rebecca Romijn from their 5 year marriage just a month before the olsen twins turned legal? hmmm?...
Author: alwrfkelkfmbqwerqsmfglsdfld http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/7065143. (olsen twins) (329↑, 96↓)Replaced by Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff in terms of jailbait. Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.The Olsen Twins are 18 now. The wait is over\! Why did we wait again?
Author: Shifty Eyed Goat http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/7188804. (Olsen Twins) (373↑, 165↓)Ugly, bug-eyed troll creatures that live in the center of the earth only to emerge during the night from the depths to feed on cocks of human males and smoke crack in yonkers."I think they're prolly related to the Hilton Sisters too. . . ."
Author: Chris http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/9730025. (Olsen Twins) (290↑, 160↓)michelle tanner"you got it dude"
Author: redrumredrum http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/1302626. (olsen twins) (213↑, 117↓)they used to be kind of annoying, now they are just really annoying. they don't do ANYTHING good in the entertainment industry. nothing.. and they are on the cover of all these magizenes. wooo they were in full house. yeah that show ended like 7 years ago. now all they make is vhs tapes.. not even movies because THEY ARENT IN THEATERS BUT ADVERTISED ALL OVER NICKELODEON. they have gay ass barbie dolls and video games that no one plays except for the autistic girl down the street. ill give them this.. they are pretty. but goddd i dont understand, they can't act, they can't sing. oh woops u dont even need to be able to do shit just to make it big today. u just have to have ur mom try to get u on tv since u were an infant.watch full house if u wanna see them at their best.. which is actually pretty sad.
Author: deenie http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/7211357. (olsen twins) (92↑, 17↓)One horribly talentless person, who somehow seperated into two [objects] while still remaining the weight of one person.1)One of the Olsen Twins should just eat the other one. Then they might look normal. 2) Now that the Olsen Twins are legal, no one wants them.
Author: PhillyLove831 http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/16076048. (Olsen Twins) (240↑, 176↓)Two ugly girls who look like blue-eyed blonde little monkeys.I saw a picture of them and thier siblings and they ALL have that same monkey face. UGH\!
Author: fags-in-the-shower http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/13926399. (Olsen Twins) (83↑, 29↓)1)Overrated 2)No talent-no acting skills whatsoever. 3)Have done no work to deserve the level of success they have-they made "full house" just because they didn't CRY when they held them up, then they plaed the baby, who only had like 2 lines per episode. 3) Had 500 other people guide theuir"careers". Dualstar was founded and run by other people, but mary-kate and ashley are in the movies, so it's successful. 4)same with their clothing line. It was founded and is run by someone else. Once in a while they PICK OUT CLOTHING. THAT'S IT. 5)Always makes the same kind of movies with the same plot because they can't act. 6)People like them and they are successful only because of their "good-girl twin" image.The Olsen Twins became billionaires for being twins.
Author: dfsdfsd http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/123500410. (olsen twins) (78↑, 34↓)olsen twins The next million dollar porn company, because porn does not require acting skils, the ability to sing, or talent. Porn only requires good looks, (which, overrated or not- they have 'em) the ability to have sex, (oh, thats hard..lol) the desire to have the attention of the world on you (if it's been all good press before- maybe their looking to prove they can be bad girls now), jealousy in large groups, and a bankroll Donald Trump probably envies.Do I really need an example people?
Author: Raspberry :P http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/74434411. (olsen twins) (60↑, 29↓)When one baby on Full House multiplies into two and then sprouts tits overnight.Oh yeah\! That kind of reminds me of that Olsen-twins phenominon\!
Author: RobYn with a "Y" http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/72361012. (olsen twins) (52↑, 25↓)Two extremely anorexic, untalented hollywood (oh wait, they only made one movie that came out in theaters, which, by the way, sucked) showoffs...i don't know which is worse, Paris Hilton, or the Olsen twins. Their clothes suck as well...too ornate...who are they? What did they actually do (beside full house and a bunch of crappy movies)Person 1: "Yuck\! You're starting to look and act like Paris Hilton\!" Person 2: "Hmm...Someone once commented that I was starting to look and act like the Olsen Twins." Person 1: "Well, yeah. Same thing. The Olsen twins are the Paris Hiltons of tomorrow."
Author: Pooja Patel http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/72257213. (olsen twins) (97↑, 71↓)girls who are really flat" damn that girl is an olsen twin... damn she dont even got a J Lo. "
Author: de http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/72605214. (Olsen Twins) (36↑, 13↓)The very definition of hotness gone terribly wrong. What should have been two great looking twins turned into a duo of snaggle tooth trolls that appear to have crawled out of a hobo's ass (and in the process stole his clothing). Synonymous with poor fashion taste and eating disorders.Kid: Mom, is that what a bag lady looks like? Mom: No sweetie pie, thats one of the Olsen Twins. Kid: Can we throw pennies at her?
Author: EZ E http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/273270915. (olsen twins) (47↑, 27↓)The act of doing them both: Marry Kate, but Ash-Lay They are to my 15 year old son what Gilligans Maryann and Ellymae clampet were to me... The women who got us through puberty\! Pure eye candy, but just like most candy these days, they leave a very sour taste in your mouth. Especially of you have had to sit through one of their bloody stupic and annoying movies with less scripting than most porn shoots. At least if they did porn, there would be something interesting to see\!In describing two women you are doing at the same time... "I'm engaged to one, but her friend keeps dropping me booty calls - I'm been Olson Twinning them"
Author: Klaatu62 http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/72624116. (olsen twins) (38↑, 20↓)A couple of ugly bad haired trolls who i predict will come out with a sex tape in order to further their fameWe are the olsen twins and we want to be famous eventhough we are ugly little drug addicts
Author: juiice http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/224477417. (olsen twins) (46↑, 28↓)They're 18 and legal now\! But they are way too thin They would snap in half when you did them Lindsay Lohan And Hilary Duff are streets ahead of themMichael Gunadi used to stalk the olsen twins, but now its all about the DUFF
Author: Jism http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/78386618. (olsen twins) (26↑, 9↓)The next who I predict will will release a sex tapeWe are the Olsen twins and we want to be even more famous than we are now so we are going to follow in Paris "Whore" Hitons footsteps and make a sex tape
Author: juiice http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/224140919. (olsen twins) (38↑, 24↓)nasty ugly little actresses who make crappy kiddie movies and wear too much makeupwatch full house
Author: Emmi http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/72650220. (olsen twins) (26↑, 13↓)a [kiddie fiddlers] best dream come true. Noted for turning our 8 year old girls into [guttersluts]full house the most suckiest of suck ever made pre-reality TV
Author: Brother Number One http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/74986221. (olsen twins) (35↑, 26↓)Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Two American actresses/moguls who rose to stardom by sharing the role of Michelle Tanner on the long running ABC-TV sitcom, Full House. Their acting credits include three highly successful made-for-TV movies, direct-to-video films, a number of TV specials, and two feature films. Their musical credits include a number of different children's albums. They currently own their production company, Dualstar Entertainment Inc., which produces their mary-kateandashley brand products.1. Olsen Twins 2. Mary-Kate and Ashley 3. Team Olsen
Author: Lifesaver http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/150033322. (Olsen Twins) (29↑, 20↓)The *ahem* twin male nether parts."Daaaamn, b. I just got smacked square in the Olsen Twins" "He'd better not, or I'll give him a kick to his Olsen twins"
Author: Blatantperve http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/101073923. (Olsen Twins) (32↑, 25↓)Skany no talent girls that got famous because they're pretty. Or because who ever hired them was on crack. They dress really though.Mary-Kate is so hated that people actaully believe that shes slitting her wrists, anorexic, and a coke addcit all at once.
Author: Elisabeth Sherman http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/91492124. (Olsen twins) (7↑, 1↓)The Olsen twins are the twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. As babies they were took to audition for 'Full House', and they got the role because "they were the only ones who didn't cry". When 'Full House' finished, they had a line of really bad movies and were merchandised to the brim, as they had a massive fan-base. Up until they were 18 they had a squeeky clean image. Then they started doing drugs (allegedly) and become anorexic (Mary-Kate at least). Now, they seem to have vanished off the face of the Earth. You don't see the anymore. They are both focusing on fashion now (fashion book, fashion lines etc) and Mary-Kate has had a few roles in the likes of 'Samantha Who?' and 'Weeds'.(Mary-Kate and Ashley) (Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) (Olsen Twins)
Author: ShudaGone2Specsavers http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/394459225. (Olsen Twins) (8↑, 3↓)Bulimarexia snobs with tons of money who wear fur and drink lattes. Might be working for the Taliban. Where do your taxes go? (To them.) Molded into Chanel-wearing, pedophile-banging nightmares since birth.[bulimarexia] [communism] [twins] [Olsen Twins]
Author: ChewbaccasBitch http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/447988626. (Olsen Twins) (37↑, 55↓)Mary-Kate and Ashley. Every teenage boy's wet dream. Richest young people in America.Damn, I wanna bone the Olsen Twins right now.
Author: JP http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/73732727. (olsen twins) (25↑, 60↓)2 really hot twins that usually are all up on each other...not complaining though..."The Olsen Twins are FINE\!"
Author: Katelin http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/72255628. (olsen twins) (16↑, 53↓)just fitlook at those olsen twins va va voom
Author: Daisy http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/72522629. (Olsen Twins) (10↑, 62↓)very cool twins who are very funny, polite, mature, professional and have the best clothes out of any girl on the planet. they both have their own sense of style and at least don't rip off other celebrities, instead other celebs rip off them. they're very smart, and are nice. they're also very good-looking and have a healthy body image. they're very cute and stylish. and yes they have fashion sense, believe it or notyou: OMG OMG I'VE FINALLY MET YOU GUYS THE OLSEN TWINS\!\!\!\! mary-kate and ashley: shut up. you: why? mka: because you're an idiot. girl: hi, can i have a cigarette? mary-kate: nope. go away. guy: OMG OMG OMG ASHLEY OLSEN YOU'RE UBER HOTTTT\!\!\!\!\!\!\! ashley: ...okay...so... you like.. stuff?
Author: Honeyyyyyyyyyy http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/217378930. (Olsen Twins) (36↑, 91↓)the hottest bitches I wish i fucked. If u dont like 1 u can like the other...cuz theres two.i dont care how many bad movies they have made i wanna suck on their nipples
Author: j dog http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/70835731. (olsen twins) (16↑, 80↓)Talented twins who made debut as Michelle Tannernew york minute, That song Pizza(P-I-Z-Z- A)
Author: Daryll http://olsen-twins.urbanup.com/717781Related: anorexia, anorexic, ashley, full house, mary kate, olsen, twins, ugly, bulimia, bob saget, hilary duff, jailbait, mary-kate, mary-kate and ashley, mka, tweenLast updated: 2012.03.01
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